flahute
- REAL NAME
- Steven L. Sheffield
- MEMBER SINCE
- December 22, 2007
- SUBMISSIONS
- 32
Contributions
- adnausea added 2 years ago
noun, A feeling of sickness or discomfort in the stomach that may come with an urge to vomit, prompted by excessive advertising of a particular product.
- asthmath added 1 year ago
noun, Difficulty breathing when confronted with any mathematical concept more difficult than simple arithmetic
- BOB added 1 year ago
noun, Acronym: Battery-Operated Boyfriend. An adult toy shaped like a non-flaccid adult male human phallus, most commonly, but not exclusively, used by women. Vibrator. Dildo.
- bobafetish added 2 years ago
noun, an obsession (sexual or otherwise) with Star Wars characters, memorabilia, or costumes.
- carmageddon added 2 years ago
noun, 1) a really horrible car accident resulting in pieces of cars/truck/SUV/whatever strewn all over the roadway. 2) when you've finally driven your car into the ground and dies an irreversible death.
- chinged added 1 year ago
verb, 1. Cashing the register on an obstacle facing a person; not giving in to defeat when it would have been easy to give in (as in "ch-ching"). 2. Having a simple goal, but by being flexible with an unwanted variable, then being able to persist and finish the task at hand (as in "I-Ching", the three principles of which are Simplicity, Variability, and Persistency). 3. a alliteration of "changed", for by persisting in the face of adversity, one is transformed, and the accomplishment can never be taken away.
- CRIS added 2 years ago
noun, Acronym for Cranial-Rectal Inversion Syndrome; sometimes referred to as having one's head up one's ass.
- crushedness added 2 years ago
noun, the state of emotional devastation due to the failure of a new relationship.
- crushiness added 2 years ago
noun, the state of having a crush on a new person.
- cyclosexual added 2 years ago
noun, 1. a person who "rides" his bicycle for pleasure. 2. a person whose sexuality is determined not by gender, but by whether his/her partner is a cyclist (or bicycle).
- dysdemocratica added 1 year ago
noun, The psychological state of Democrats in this primary season who are constantly besieged by gaffs, sound bytes, and non-issue related b.s. that is going to require use of psychotropic medication to finally recover...
- fam-spam added 1 year ago
noun, 1) jokes, gentle paeans to motherhood, inspirational homilies, fake virus alerts, various urban legends, and that damned Neiman-Marcus cookie recipe, forwarded incessantly by email by the recipient's older relatives. 2) variant: mom-spam; the same thing as fam-spam, but specifically illustrating the extra-annoying emails sent by one's mother.
- flavorgasm added 1 year ago There is 1 alternate definitions.
noun, an explosion of flavor in one's mouth, resulting in a sensation of extreme pleasure.Variant: tastergasm
- hermitish added 1 year ago
adjective, a preference for solitude, like a hermit.
- honkhole added 1 year ago
noun, the idiot who picks one's neighbor up for work at 4:30am and persistently honks the horn to announce his presence
- hornhole added 1 year ago
noun, the idiot who picks one's neighbor up for work at 4:30am and persistently honks the horn to announce his presence
- insomnimania added 1 year ago
noun, a feeling of craziness, insanity, or loss of control due to an inability to or lack of sleep
- insomnimaniacal added 1 year ago
adjective, affected with or suggestive of madness, craziness, insanity, or loss of control due to a lack of sleep
- inudebriated added 2 years ago
adjective, being drunk to the point of nakedness.
- jeet added 2 years ago
verb, "did you eat"
- mom-spam added 1 year ago
noun, 1) jokes, gentle paeans to motherhood, inspirational homilies, fake virus alerts, various urban legends, and that damned Neiman-Marcus cookie recipe, forwarded incessantly by email by the recipient's mother. 2) variant: fam-spam; the same thing as mom-spam, but sent by any older family member; generally milder and less annoying as mom-spam.
- Santasfied added 1 year ago
noun, Heavenly holiday satiation
- smitteness added 2 years ago
noun, the state of being enamored or charmed
- Snurf added 2 years ago
verb, 1) New winter recreation industry term describing the act of either snowboarding or snow skiing down a slope; 2) surfing the snow.
- sophistichater added 1 year ago
noun, one who despises or strongly dislikes another person, solely because that person is more worldly and erudite.
- spinny stock added 2 years ago
noun, 1) an equity position whose up-and-down price volatility has your portfolio spinning out of control.
- spliffting added 2 years ago
noun, Smoking a joint/bowl while riding the lift back up the mountain.
- sprinter added 1 year ago
noun, 1) that special season in Utah (or other high-mountain/desert states), where winter and spring seem to coincide; where it can be 70-degrees one day, and snowing the next. 2) the not-quite spring, not-quite winter weather in Northern France, Belgium, and the Netherlands in March and April that coincides with the Classics like the Tour of Flanders and Paris-Roubaix.
- tastergasm added 1 year ago There is 1 alternate definitions.
noun, an explosion of flavor in one's mouth, resulting in a sensation of extreme pleasure.
- tastorgasm added 1 year ago There is 1 alternate definitions.
noun, an explosion of flavor in one's mouth, resulting in a sensation of extreme pleasure. Variant: tastergasm
- whine added 1 year ago
noun, 1) contraction: white wine, most often chardonnay; 2) that sound a person makes when offered chardonnay when one really prefers a strong cabernet sauvignon
- yupples added 2 years ago
noun, mating pairs of young urban professionals, often seen congregatng at hip new downtwon bars or restaurants; a combination of the words yuppie and couples.
